Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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