Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
last night I used snow as a chaser
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
