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Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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