i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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