I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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