lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
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