Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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