xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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