i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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