I murdered the dance floor call the cops
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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