I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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