she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
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Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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