if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize
