u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
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Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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