I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
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How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
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Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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