Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
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I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
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I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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