All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
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It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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