I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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