your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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