this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
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im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
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