I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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