allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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