Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
no you cant smoke seaweed
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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