i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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