You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
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why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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