Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Randomize
