i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
The adults are the big ones right?
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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