accomplished twins. life is a go
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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