yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
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