Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Holy sore nipples Batman
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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