is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
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I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Sext me about skeletons
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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