It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
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He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
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I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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