Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
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You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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