he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
Randomize
