oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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