I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
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im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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