Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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