Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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