rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
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