Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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