You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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