Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
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Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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