We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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