I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
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Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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