My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
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