Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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