Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
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I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
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