somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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