"it" just moved
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
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i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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