so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
