I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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