At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Randomize
