bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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