All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
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Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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